Scenes from the Ladies Restroom at Grand Valley State University

Just felt like posting a slightly snarky interlude today. In honor of the Great National Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020, I present to you two haikus from college: a set of literal signs posted in one of the cafeteria bathrooms at my alma mater for undergrad, and an observation about the students who used it.

Scenes from the Ladies Restroom at Grand Valley State University

Circa October 2002

“This is a trash can.”
“Ladies, keep this restroom CLEAN!”
“This is not a trash.”

University
Women should know how to flush
A toilet by now.

Photo stolen unrepentantly from the GVSU website

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